What are you doing here?
So I was driving home late at night to my flat when I pulled up as there was a car in the way. Rather than it just moving, it pulled up alongside and the copper (in the plain clothes panda), started questioning me about what I was doing there, where had I been and why I was stationary with my engine running.

All I said back was, "I'm just waiting for you to move, so I can park on my driveway." (As he'd parked across it).

"Oh, ok....good night then." And away he drove.

Little did I know but the pay phone below my flat on the corner was the main contact point for gay prostitution in the area.
(Mr Joe Bangles, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 14:54, 12 replies)

Strikethrough heaven.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:03, closed)

<strike> heaven </strike>
Am I doing this rite?
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:18, closed)

Yes
YesNo
( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Sat 29 Mar 2014, 15:37, closed)

Given the tone of your story after this one, combined with this, the only conclusion I can arrive at is that you're a closet queen.
Maybe you should just admit you're gay and have done with it.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 29 Mar 2014, 17:27, closed)

You knew.
Hashtag justsaying
Strikethrough H add M for potato based frozen food lols
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 0:08, closed)

pg
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 3:04, closed)

Little did you know.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:28, closed)

Get fucked if you think we're believing that, it's the whole reason you rented that flat in the first place, you fucking deviant bender.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 30 Mar 2014, 17:48, closed)

I object to the word deviant - you cunt.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 14:36, closed)