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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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a dullard says what?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 8:20, 1 reply)
a story
an actual story. not a pointless pun. not a repetitive and deathly dull tirade against trolls and no YOUN MORE UPSET. not someone trying to censor the website so that it only contains stuff of which they approve. a story.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:52, closed)
Hardly surprising that no-one recognises it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 9:53, closed)
i didn't say it was a good story or a bad story
but every time anyone tries to post anything, they get a tonne of bricks down on them. shambles and AB should be forced to spend a whole week being sunny and nice to people. i think it might kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:00, closed)
Don't project your personal misery onto me, pet.
I'm the cheeriest motherfucker anybody is likely to meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:23, closed)
go on then, take the 7 day challenge
7 days of posting nothing but caring, supportive or fluffy replies.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:30, closed)
Why?
Why would I pander to the desperate crybaby doppers on here?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:33, closed)
because it's a challenge
a personal quest, to find the inner fluff
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:36, closed)
This whole English comprehension thing is a bit of a challenge for you, isn't it?
I don't need to find my inner fluff. I just don't see any need to waste it on the tragic subhuman dulls on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 10:46, closed)
i understand you perfectly
i understand that the idea of having to be nice to people terrifies you. it's ok, peaches. it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:02, closed)
These aren't people.
Christ. You've been here long enough to know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:05, closed)

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