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Bob de Bilde says: A traffic warden threatened to call the police and have me arrested because "It's illegal to take photos in the street. You might be a paedophile". I was taking a picture of a funny street sign, over which I had no plans to masturbate. Tell us about petty officials talking bollocks.

(, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 15:05)
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No it isn't
normally the definition of 'driving' is being in control of a car with the engine running, so in this case it'd be arguable.

But as the car is effectively sitting in traffic, not parked, there'd still be a strong argument that the phone can't be used.

I doubt a copper would give a ticket for that, and the PCSO was just willy waving, but if a copper DID give a ticket, there's pretty much no chance he'd get it squashed.

You have to bear in mind the law / police do not like people using their phones in cars, and will as far as possible wallop people for doing it.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 11:46, 3 replies)
I seem to remember an acquaintance of mine getting done for drink driving whilst pushing his motorbike home.
The coppers had watched him leave the pub, and approach the bike, so could have just told him to leave it, too.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 12:15, closed)
And then they wonder why people
don't like them or trust them.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:32, closed)
Staples 2 Naples banger rally, 2006
Massive booze up going on in a hotel bar in Switzerland, cops turn up asking who owns the red Mini parked out front.

Driver identifies himself, apologises for the technicality he'd breached but refuses to move the car saying he's had a few boozes. Cops insist. Driver holds firm. Cops threaten arrest. Driver relents, gets in, key in ignition... Cops arrest him for drink driving.

Swiss CaC indeed.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 16:51, closed)
Dunno about Switzerland
but there's no way that would stick over here. Not a chance.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:58, closed)
I'm guessing
they were just trying to intimidate. The guy was around at breakfast so I assume they didn't actually press charges. Maybe they just wanted the rest of us to be aware that they don't fuck about in CH.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:46, closed)
Oh
Well the Special who told me this must have got it wrong then when he did that to some bloke
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:49, closed)
Ignore this dipshit. You're right and he's wrong.
You can be drunk in charge even if the engine is switched off and the key is out of the ignition. If the engine is running you'll definitely be convicted. But any other circumstances where you're pissed and could reasonably be suspected of intending to drive you'll still get done.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:05, closed)
You're talking bollocks, son.

(, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:45, closed)
OK, well feel free to enlighten us.
Or shall we stick to something you're better qualified to talk about, like how many slices of pickle go in a big mac?
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:00, closed)
Can somebody point dimwit mcslowpants at my post above.
He's either too thick to read it or got me on lolignore. Ta.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:56, closed)

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