PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Crisps'Solanum tuberosum phobia'
My boss at my new job informed me on my first day that i would be sacked on the spot were I to bring in a packet of crisps to eat with my lunch, as he has an uncontrolable fear of the delicious crunchy snack. He went so far as to demonstrate how close he can get to an open pack before he starts to feel uncomfortable, 4 feet seems to be the maximum before teh fear kicks in.
So i asked 'what about other crisp-type snacks, like Doritos or Quavers?' to which he replyed 'Quavers are the worst, i can't even go in the same room as an open packet of Quavers'
He did however add that ready salted crisps are ok, and he loves to eat them.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:20, 1 reply)
hmmmThat person sounds more of an awkward cunt rather than having a true phobia.
Mindst, come near me with a pack of pork scratchings and ill twat you on general principal
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 20:24, closed)
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