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What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Two words.
Colossal Squid.

(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:28, 9 replies)
I'm seeing a bus
and three penises.
WTF?
Is this one of those psychiatric ink blobs?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:31, closed)
One word
Kraken (warning: do not follow link if you're afraid of colossal squids).
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:35, closed)
i don't know
think of all that calamari!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:35, closed)
size unknown
I for one would like to think that the '?' denoting the ambiguity of the squids length could actually be very small, like 0.1 metres and that the term 'colossal' was an ironic one as shown by the apostrophies.

However, I think I will join you in quivering in fear as my speculations are likely very, very wrong :'(
(wide walking will, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:37, closed)
Calamari?
Normally I love the stuff, deep fried in rings. Oh yes.

However, the depths that giant/colossal/Prescott sized squid frequent mean that they have a very high concentration of ammonia in their blood.

A half-pipe full of calamari rings from these guys would ming like a town hall wall on Friday night.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:39, closed)
I'd like
To ride one.
That'd be fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:50, closed)
I have.
But only due to very poor nightclub lighting.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:02, closed)
@pjm
if they're full of ammonia, i may give the calamari a miss.
also, nice lister reference ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:06, closed)
Colossal, hmm
Probably not the word I would use if one emerged from the deeps to wreak vengeance on PJM and his calamari scoffing chums.

"Captain, Colossal Squid to Starboard". Nope.

"Christ On A Bike, Look At The Size of That Fucker to Starboard" That's more like it.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 14:28, closed)

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