sudden tourettes
the grammar badger reminded me of this.

i often worry that i'll shout something inappropriate, loudly in large groups of people. I used to worry at school i might shout out something stupid or offensive in class - put it down to just being a nipper. however i went to a funeral a while back - quite a big affair, loads of oldies there - probably gloating.

i had gone into that almost trance-like state you get when you're in a large group all listening to one person speak - in this case the priest.
my mind wanderd to imagine if someone suddenly shouted out...

"fuck him - he was a cunt anyway"

i imagined the consternation it would cause, i could picture everyone looking at me in disgust, muttering contemptuous things. being asked to leave.

then i started to worry I might actually blurt it out.

became quite stressfull.

didnt though


that time!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 15:06, 4 replies)

har, that would be a laugh though!
I sometimes get the feeling that people can HEAR what I'm thinking.. and sometimes it's not a nice thing. Luckily they've either not been able to or been polite enough not to mention it.
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:54, closed)

You mean like this?

( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:08, closed)

yes resident
that prompts another new angle for me... if mrs spimf annoys me i just remind her that her parents actually did fuck each other - they have 3 kids

she freaks

thanks for the 'toon much appreciated
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 0:27, closed)

Me too!
I talk to myself a bit and I'm always afraid one day I'll snap and start saying the vile things I'm often thinking (I work in retail, you see.)
(vkacademy has made a kitten tank, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 1:00, closed)