Fucking cheese
Probably not the healthiest of past-times, quite sweaty I would imagine. BUT this ain't about sexing fondue, more my pathological loathing for cheese.

Everyone loves cheese. This alone pisses me off, as sometimes, when there be no food about, the cheese eater can simply settle down with an actual CHUNK *retches* of cheddar, and just chomp the thing. I find this unreal, to the point where I get a bit dizzy if I watch people do it.

Some bigger boys gave me £15 to eat a block of blue cheese when drunk. Now, I'm obviously not too well versed in the field of cheese, but I'll tell you what colour a fucking food SHOULDN'T be, and that's BLUE. I eat some, I am sick. That's just the way I roll. I am later informed...and just get this you crazy cats...the stuff is shot through with MOULD. I know! The very nemesis of the sell by date, is here actively encouraged! And gorged upon!

I highlighted this madness to my cheese eating friends; to be quite frank, their response lacked the urgency I was anticipating. This is apparantly OK and NOT A PROBLEM, it even MAKES IT TASTE BETTER.

I despair. Click I like this if you too hate cheese, and end my dairy based isolation.
(bacontrout got ska, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:55, 6 replies)

I also hate cheese and am fed up with explaining to people how it's perfectly possible for me to not like any kind of cheese.
Although it does smell nice on pizzas.

Curse you cheese!
( scoshi pretending to diet since, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:12, closed)

me too
I am right with you there, to the point where I refuse to even have cheese on my pizzas.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 17:34, closed)

Mmmmmmm
Cheese...



Sorry guys - cheese is lovely. In fact, I'm off to cut myself a hunk of cheddar right now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 18:00, closed)

Yes scoshi!
They literally don't understand! If I told them I was a Nazi sympathiser there would be less hate in their eyes.
(bacontrout got ska, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 21:25, closed)

Gah
I hate cheese too, I won't have it on anything. Especially goat's cheese, it stinks.
(YayLady is cold, Sat 12 Apr 2008, 18:22, closed)

A solution.
Here's my cunning plan.
The next time someone threatens you with cheese, call me.
I shall appear and thwart them at their evil game, for cheese holds no fear for me.
I shall snap my fingers in their impudent faces and eat the cheese with a distainful sneer.
Yes.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 12:39, closed)