Sound of silence
Anyway, since I was a young kid, I used to have this freaky fear of sounds. And I don't mean sounds like some kiddy songs, I mean sounds like radio static, distortions, twisted voices and stuff. Putting me in a dark room with a radio turned on to none of the stations, but static, might be the worse torture I could ever go through.


So, to begin the story; I got out with my friends, we had a couple of drinks too much so I went to my house to get some sleep. Since they lived further from the city than I did, and there we're no buses at the time, I've let them sleep at my place.
Since I was very hungover, I went to my bed and left them do whatever they want, as long as they don't disturb me...


The next thing I remember is waking up by a mix of hundreds of fucked up voices getting out of those speakers in my room (which were on the radio, possibly, a low freq. broadcast) at a very high volume. Attempting to make a distance between myself and that "music" those retards put up in my stereo, I accidentally fell of my bed and broke my arm (which is fine now).
Needless to say that I got rid of anything involving radio that has unmemorized and preset stations on it. As for the 'friends' they're fine now... I'm still planning some revenge though... any ideas?
(mumified, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 18:30, 3 replies)

try this
When they sleep tie them up and dowse them in water. Then place a little bit of petrol on their upper lip. This is all they will smell. Now wake them and flick matches at them.

:D
( Duncoffin is life., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:20, closed)

Better
Lock them in a room and put speakers outside the door, put on a Raffi CD and go out for a couple of hours.

If that doesn't give them a permanent case of the creeps, nothing will.

EDIT: or even worse, Rick Astley.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 20:57, closed)

Duncoffin
that is absolute fucking genius!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:00, closed)