Ok, so I have a genuine phobia of flying....
‘Planes are safer than cars!’ I hear you cry… ‘6 gazzilion planes take off a day and hardly ever crash!’ you yell…

Sorry but the point of a phobia, is to have an IRRATIONAL fear and no amount of RATIONAL explanation will convince me to sail upon Richard Branson’s tin can of doom.

So I’ve missed a few holidays or if I’ve really needed to go forced my long suffering fiancé on 30 hour coach trips to Spain laced with dysentery and…erm…the elderly.

Now if people can please just shut the hell up about trying to force me to do something that in my mind will lead to certain death…we can all get on with living!!!111

Bit psycho for a first post? I also don’t like…

-Old people that say ‘wet my whistle’ *shudder*

-Songs from before the 1960’s- Reminds me of working in an old peoples home. Lots of elderly ladies vacantly staring out windows waiting for visitors that never came. I swear you could smell the death……or was that faeces?

-The scratchy bottom of china cups

-Jeremy Kyle….not really a phobia, I just hate his stupid face.

*POP*
(sexual cupcake, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:27, 3 replies)

Never ever
go on a plane. It will crash if you do and you'll take all those innocent people with you!

At least you've got some good alternative forms of transport.

Would you be scared of using a teleporter?
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 11:33, closed)

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Is the 'wet my whistle' thing and the old peoples home linked? Did they want sexual favours?
(Big Smurf Brush me daddy-O, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 12:12, closed)

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I don't think i recieved sexual favours from any of the oldies...however repressed memories are a bitch....
(sexual cupcake, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:23, closed)