PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Following on from NDayave's......whilst sitting on the toilet, penis must not ever EVER touch any part of the toilet or toilet seat. Dirty dirty germs from other mens willies lurk there and will make you gay or make it fall off. But what do you do with it? It's not long enough to wrap over one thigh and it's not short enough to not touch any porcelain whilst seated, making wiping a dilemma. What do you do. WHAT DO YOU DO?!
I'll just go back to reading now.
Smurf.
(, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:18, 4 replies)
This^^^I sometimes flop it out on the toilet seat so I don't catch AIDs from my own bog.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:23,
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^^I like to flop it out on your toilet seat too Bert
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Eitheryou sit with one hand down the front of you, holding it, or you sit a bit further back on the seat and lean forward, thus dangling your member into empty bowl-space.
Both would make reading (or doing sudoku in my case) a bit difficult though.
The worst case scenario is when it gets trapped 'twixt seat and bowl rim, causing not only the transfer of innumerable dirty germs, but also making a mess should you pee.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 13:27,
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Soduku on the bogHelps you concentrate.
I also cannot bear my knob to touch the porcelain
*shudders*
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snee held his breath since, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 8:12,
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