Phobias
What gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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I met a girl once...
Things heated up pretty quickly, and she ended up sticking her tongue in my ear.
She said "Let's go, let's sit, let's talk. Politics go so good with beer.
And while we're at it baby, why don't you tell me one of your biggest fears?"
I said "Losing my penis to a whore with disease"
"Just kidding" I said... "Losing my life to a whore with disease"
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Cawl, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:02,
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I'm as confused
as I am ugly.
/is confused.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:04,
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You failed
The test.
*waits to see if anyone gets it*
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Cawl, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:05,
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No, I meant
cos losing only has one 'o' in it.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:06,
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I've heard this
before...
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xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:06,
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Well...
*ninja*
Serves me right for cut'n'pasting...
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Cawl, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:07,
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!!
EXCUSE ME PLEASE?
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whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:07,
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It's
those damn pixies again.
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xendragon changing the bulb since, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:07,
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Yay!
Well done that gentleman!
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Cawl, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:08,
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@Kaol, Your debaser...
Than anyone on here.
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girlinthehole, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 15:30,
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im a humble guy, BUT
i have a phobia of peasants in my arms. and pheasants.
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Fake Spaniard, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 17:17,
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Not the same song, but...
'I've seen mermaids, rode the El Nino'- beautiful!
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Chevron71 is oscillating wildly...., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 23:30,
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