Cheese flavoured food
And ex-boyfriend of mine would not drink tea, coffee or alcohol - only R White's Lemonade. He took the same packed lunch in to work every day: cheese (processed slices) and pickle roll, Wagon Wheel, Walkers crisps (salt'n'vinegar), carton of Ribena.

He still lived with his parents, and every night his mum would cook him either:
a. Chicken wings and Smash
b. Cheesy hammy eggy (a mess on toast)
c. Asda cheese and tomato pizza.

His dad would cook Sunday dinner, and whilst the rest of us would have stringy beef stew, he'd have the same stringy beef in gravy as one chunk as he 'didn't like stew'. Any sort of foreign food made him 'sick' or gave him 'a headache', although I later found that he'd never even tried it. We moved in together eventually (why? WHY?) and in four years together I managed to widen his tastes only far enough to accommodate pasta, fishcakes and Fray Bentos pies.

The final straw was when he left my mature cheddar unwrapped in the fridge and turned it into a boulder. He had never handled 'real' cheese and didn't know you had to keep it covered.

Fucking freak.
( weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Thu 1 Mar 2007, 14:02, Reply)