Friends
1. Friend A won't eat a portion of chips - because she doesn't like the word portion. I have another friend who won't eat food out of ramekins for the same reason.

2. Friend B has never tried custard because he won't eat yellow things. He actively bawks at bananas. I can't imagine life without having tried bananas and custard

3. Friends C and D. One won't eat raw tomatoes, the other won't eat processed tomatoes, bloody nuisances!

4. Friend E won't eat cheese, eggs or courgettes. Courgettes, maybe, I guess, but CHEESE? How can you not have cheese?

5. My dad's a chef - but he won't eat out in public.

6. I don't drink tea (smells of wee), I don't eat crisps or chips (the smell of fried potato products makes me puke), I'll only eat baked bean juice, not the actual beans.

That said I'm funnier about my alcohol intake, I can only have certain drinks.
They are:
Whisky with Ginger - ONLY
Bacardi with Coke - ONLY
Southern Comfort with Lime and Lemonade - ONLY
Gin with Bitter Lemon - ONLY
Brandy - I'd rather chop my own toes off and swallow them than drink the stuff of the devil which is brandy.

Tequila is the only spirit I can mix with more than one mixer.

So, if anyone fancies buying me a drink, at least you have a rough idea what to go and get me.

{Wish i was funnier/wittier/had more to say for myself sometimes - probably should just get out more}
(Jugular, Fri 2 Mar 2007, 12:48, Reply)