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I know a guy who would only eat KFC chicken burgers. He ate them every day, and on road trips he'd make us drive hours out of our way just to find a KFC. If we couldn't find an open KFC he'd just go hungry. I am/was a professional chef and on one particular road trip, where there were no KFCs to be found, I hired a hotel room just to use the kitchen because I was concerned he'd refused to eat properly for two days. I cooked up the best chicken burger I've ever made, it tasted exactly like KFC but he took one bite and gagged. That night we ended up driving for three hours to find a KFC.

This went on for years and suddenly he switched to NQR brand canned octopus (NQR is a supermarket in Australia called Not Quite Right which sells discounted surplus or damaged stock that other supermarkets refuse to sell). That was two years ago and as far as I know he's only eaten octopus since, his nickname is now Inky.

Also, not on topic but anyway: I used to have a salsa fetish, I loved the stuff so much that when I wanked I'd think of salsa to get hot. But once I was at a BBQ where I saw a little kid pick his nose and then dip his finger into some salsa. The funny thing is there were loads of kids at the table, and I was pretty drunk and stoned, so there's a chance the nose picking kid didn't actually go for the dip after all, but nevertheless I think of it when I see salsa, and just to be on the same side, the thought alone makes me gag. I haven't been able to eat salsa for three years. I don't like children.
(Brundy, Sat 3 Mar 2007, 1:56, Reply)