Want to get rid of a man? Offer him your virginity!
I was 15 when I got my first boyfriend. He was 18; I felt so cool and sophisticated!

We played in chamber groups/orchestras together, got on really well (I even met his parents, and he mine), and life was perfect.

Then, after about 4 months together, having declared our love to each other countless times, I confessed to him that I wanted to lose my virginity to him. Not at school of course, because if caught we'd be expelled, but during the holidays. He agreed, and seemed keen. Hell, he was an 18 year old professional music geek and virgin, and I was a pretty little 15 year old with huge norks. Who wouldn't seem keen?!

Well, him, apparently. A week after this romantic conversion, he dumped me because he thought we were "going too fast". Arseholes. I ended up losing my virginity that summer to a local farm boy. Worked fine for me, but there wasn't the romantic connection I'd have had with music boy.

So, if any of you nubile young schoolgirls out there want to get rid of an unwanted boyfriend, simply offer him your virginity. Apparently it's not worth what it used to be.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:00, 23 replies)

Did you find out if he was secretly gay.
Sounds likely if he wasn't the religeous type.
( girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:06, closed)

I think had that been me at 18
I'd have accepted your offer. Although possibly slightly nervously.

(Who am I kidding - I'd have been in there like a rutting stag).
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)

no
if any of you nubile young schoolgirls out there want to get rid of an unwanted boyfriend, simply offer ME your virginity.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)

BGB
Funnily enough, you might possibly have hit the gay nail on the gay head.

After he dumped me, my mother said that she always thought that he was gay. And that my school let us go out (they weren't keen on an age gap of more than a year between pupils - v strict school) because they were either: relieved to see he wasn't gay (didn't go well with the rugger school image), or: suspected he was gay, and therefore knew we'd never do anything outrageous anyway.

And he was quite camp. Which my 15 year-old self didn't recognise.

And he played the flute, which is always a bit suspect in men.

Hmmmmm.


EDIT: And he was quite religious as well.

Bugger, I really had no chance of getting laid with him, did I? And it's only taken me 10 years to figure that out...
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:11, closed)

Male Flautists
always very suspect in my opinion.

Now women that play the trumpet, that's a clear indication of either a very easy lay, or a very odd person.

Saxophonists of either gender however are just great.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:16, closed)

Al
Funnily enough, although singing is my first instrument, flute/piccolo my second, organ my third, piano my fourth and clarinet my fifth, but I taught myself to play my bro's baritone sax, so that's my sixth instrument. Fingering is easy because it's almost the same as the flute.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:20, closed)

@al
Oi! Nothing wrong with girl trumpeters! And anyway, can it not be both?!

Also, since I am also a saxophonist, does that make me a very easy great lay, or oddly very great? Hmmm....
(Moniker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:21, closed)

@Moniker
Easy.

It makes you a great lay.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

hehe organ
do you play the pink oboe?

seriously though, if the singer from my band goes to australia (a possibility) I'm seriously considering getting the rest of my band (guitar, drums, double bass) together to do some collaborations with anyone who'll have us.

a classically-trained singer, or multi-instrumentalist would be excellent to work with. we could probably even do it remotely.

this may be pie in the sky, but would you be the teensiest bit interested? it'd mostly like be some kind of spaced out prog rock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:22, closed)

@ Moniker
A very great, odd lay.

I hope.
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)

almost did a little wee
when I read "fingering is easy".

I would say that yes, fingering a saxophonist in my opinion is quite easy. Maybe it was just my section though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:24, closed)

@Kaol
Is that with or without the cable ties?


@al

Nope, not just you.
(Moniker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:27, closed)

With
The cable ties.

And maybe a soldering iron and a straight razor...
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:29, closed)

I've been a...
trumpeteer since six, although not very good - I find the lip control very hard. I dabbled with euphonium for a while, but boring as shit - no frills with a eb bass! I'm a self taught clarianetist, although I picked that up from being a late starting (alto) saxophonist as the fingering is similar. Never trusted anyone who plays flute, oboe (pink or otherwise) or trombone.

I recently started playing keyboards for fun.

Overall, my fingering technique is pretty ace!

I've never had a virgin, and I think I bloody well deserve one.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:29, closed)

@Kaol
Oh don't! You're spoiling me now!
(Moniker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:31, closed)

*grins*
*gets ice and bandages*
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:38, closed)

Ice and bandages?
Sounds like a typical saturday morning to me.

*grins in anticipation*
(Moniker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:41, closed)

They're for afterwards
If you've earned them...
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:42, closed)

Challenges AND adventures Kaol?
How marvellous!
(Moniker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:47, closed)

I'd say "misadventures"
And that's "Sir" to you.
*threatens*
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

Ooooh.....
*sticks out tongue*
(Moniker, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:11, closed)

*ties*
*gags*

*leaves for a few hours*
( Cawl, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:16, closed)

I say!
i hadnt previously considered there might be any possibility of 15 year old 'nubile' schoolgirls with 'big norks' lurking around here.

oh well - always happy to mentor the young folks

*twiddles moustache, pops monocle back in and adjusts riding britches*
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:06, closed)