What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Saying noMy sister had been dating a bus driver on and off for quite some time. The guy was a complete waste of space; lazy, smelly, hairy, chronic stoner and, to top it all off, thicker than two short planks with Jade Goody's face engraved on them.
I hadn't seen her for a while so, when we met up at a pub so that she could watch the football and I could sit patiently and wait for the football to finish so that I could leave, I enquired as to whether she was still seeing him.
'Yeah,' she replied. 'I keep trying to dump him, but he always says no.'
Now, I may have missed something, but when did it become OK to, upon being dumped, simply refuse?
Has this ever happened to anyone else? And, if so, what did you do?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:34, 4 replies)
well...Sparrow Dodger and I have come to the conclusion that if either one of us tried to break it off, we'd just say no and carry on...
but in real life?
do your sibling-ley duty and kill the guy...
also, stoner, behind the wheel of a bus... this belongs on last weeks qotw i feel :p
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)
you just described all bus driversseriously though, I've heard of this saying no to a breakup thing before
never quite understood it myself...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:41,
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ViprosI don't get it either; if someone genuinely wanted to break up with you, why on earth would you want them to stick around? The best you're going to get out of it is a few months of pity dating. Ugh.
Pleased to say that she has since moved on to a long line of equally unsuitable but less olfactorily offensive suitors.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:46, closed)
yes. oh, yesthe tale shall be told at some point this week.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:27, closed)
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