What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Kind of on point.....a test scenario that may prove handy in the future.I staggered in last weekend at around 3am having spent the previous 12 hours drinking with half a dozen good friends of mine.
I crawled up the stairs to bed and in the process managed to wake the current missus from her slumber. Once I'd freed myself from the restraints of clothing I decided I was hungry and announced that I was going down stairs to make some cheese on toast. A couple of minutes of bumbling around the fridge and I was joined by 'her indoors'.
She had decided that it would be better to cook for me (as my free swinging genitals are a fire risk apparently). I decided that as her reward I'd recreate the scene from Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill tucks his flaccid dong between his legs and prances to add effect I started singing a very bad rendition of "Goodbye Horses" by Q Lazzarus.
Imagine my horror when she just stared in disbelief and asked what was wrong with me and if I was sure I'm happy with her. I laughed like a Hyena and wolfed down the late night snack before staggering off to bed.
It hasn't been mentioned since......
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:08, 3 replies)
!Aww. I would have laughed!
Although, actually, my boyfriend recreated Justin Timberlake's 'dick in a box' skit from Saturday Night Live for me for valentines day and I thought it was the best present ever, so there's a chance I may not be the best indicator of a normal human being's reaction.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:56, closed)
I'd have wet myselflaughing at that one!
*click*
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 18:08, closed)
Ha haThis is the sort of thing my boyfriend does regularly, because I find it highly amusing.
*clickety*
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:07, closed)
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