
Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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...the sparkle had died. She wouldn't take the hint, despite the fact i had practically moved out. So I did the only thing I could think of. Shagged her doggy style, and mid coitus reached under the bed and opened a porn mag which I then gently laid over her back and calmly flicked through while making half arsed love.
This was not appreciated.
The resulting testicular bruising took about three days to diminish. But at last I was single.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:29, 5 replies)

Yet you do have an interesting sense of style. I think I like it.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 17:51, closed)

Just yell "Oh, Dad!" as you cum. That'll do it.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 22:27, closed)

Should have taken the laptop out, asked her to plug you in and asked
Redtube or Wallys?, lemmie know if the intake starts burning ya back there matey......
( , Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:43, closed)
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