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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I Fucked Her Sister.
Didn't take that too well.

Shirley Bindun?
Well, she has now.
(DanS like you've never DanSed before!, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:34, 6 replies)
Rodeo sex!
Get behind her, doggy style, and tell her she's a much better fuck than her sister. Then try to hang on for eight seconds...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:53, closed)
If you can go 10 seconds, you're a master!

"she has now"...fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 19:54, closed)
That game is
called buckeroo, you get behind her and whisper her friends or relations name and see how long you can hang on, i got 12 secounds my mate jar-jar managed 22.
(I helped save b3ta! Trollman, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 0:10, closed)
I always wished
that I'd done that, you know. Apparently my ex found a picture of me under her sister's pillow once and they had a massive row about it. Finding that out made things tricky, as she was a bit of a honey herself, and the old forbidden fruit thing had made her quite attractive anyway.

I never did it though.

My ex went on to shag a fat sweaty man and kick me out the house.

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 2:51, closed)
Bravo, just fucking bravo
well done mate, someone had to do it!
(big king bob Lord of the Ska, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 3:15, closed)
She dumped me then I...
Slept with her sister

Revenge is a dish best served naked with someone close to her such as her sister or best mate

So a different order to yours
(Bad_Dogg, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)

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