2nd class reptiles
As many of you by now are aware Mrs Spimf and I have a long standing but 'lively' relationship.

Previous posts also mention some herpetological interests see 'Non existent snake attack'

So there we are having a right old ding-dong - Mrs Spimf STORMS OUT leaving me apparently for EVAH!

Not one to fail to have the last frothing bellow at my beloved I followed her grabbing the first thing I could find (a bag of white rats purchased that day to feed the snakes)

"yeAH!!! And fuck you too, and fuck off! etc, etc"

I meant it, this time that was it we were over. Full bastard stop!

I slammed the flimsy polly bag of now fully defrosted rodents on the windscreen of Mrs Spimf's car - she responded by running over my foot.

So I limped back indoors. Amazingly, I was essentially uninjured. I locked the door - she had no keys. As I sat fuming but also instantly pining the loss of "the miserable fucking bitch" I heard a noise at the front door...

phhht! She’s realised the error of her ways - the harridan and is back to grovel. HA!

The sound of half a dozen newly flaccid rats being posted one by one through the letterbox and thudding on to the doormat is a true indication that women truly have the last word.

This year is our 20th together
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 21:18, 7 replies)

Dead rats in the post
Now *that* is true love.


...or anger.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 21:35, closed)

Fantastic!
Freshly defrosted makes me think they're gonna stain your welcome mat.
And that dead rat smell truly is *wonderful* ain't it?
(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 22:41, closed)

hahahaha
still giggling at the thought of her having the idea of, "I know! I'll post them through the door!"

clickety clickety
(dragondracus, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 22:45, closed)

oh
let me assure you there is NOTHING worse than the smell of a fully defrosted rat. but its not the rat

it's the rat juice - melted on the mat. at room temp. :(

not nice
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 22:47, closed)

Oh God...
Rat juice...
*flashback*

As an aside, frozen pinks for my corn used to take 15 seconds on high in the microwave.
But... If you cooked them for too long, they smelt like bacon.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 2:13, closed)

Takes me back to school
And the delightful subject of Rat dissection.
I remember the smell even now.
Oh and the bigger the rat, the worse the smell

Fat Rats Have Wind!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:15, closed)

^ You shouldn't
Pop anything that looks like an intestine...
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 9:30, closed)