What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Not me but an exWhile my ex is not a b3tan, I'm sure she'd post a story along these lines if she were a member.
When we were together, I was feeling very laid back. This may have been relaxing, but now that I look back, I was getting slacker and slacker all the time with the old personal hygiene. I didn't really care about it much - I just went with the flow of things.
One day, things started to go downhill. I wasn't sure where I was heading and my uncertain future made me feel worried at first and then paranoid. My life was just going through a dark tunnel. It wasn't long before things hit rock bottom...
Completely out of the blue, she started squeezing me. This was by no means an affectionate squeeze. It seemed evil somehow. It hurt! I tried to hug back but she didn't seem to be interested. "What's wrong dear?" I asked. I was given the silent treatment. She was grunting however. This was not a grunt of pleasure. Something was wrong.
I was being squeezed against the walls of our shared abode. I soon realised I was being pushed towards the back door. Then it occurred to me, she wanted me out. This came as a bit of a shock! She opened the back door and pushed me out. It was raining heavily out there. All this time, I was trying to reason with her but just got the grunting silent treatment.
When I was chucked out, I decided to be a gentleman and accept it was over. However on the inside, I was confused. "Why would she do this to me?" I thought. I was being driven round the bend with insanity.
I later heard through the grapevine that she had in fact found someone else. I then realised that in her mind, I was just number two.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:15,
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Pfft!That's daft!
Have a *click*
Very subtle.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:35,
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Oh GodI had to read that twice before I got it. I feel stupid now.
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beautifully formedpile of crap
CLIIIIICK
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 10:53,
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Poo......made eloquent.
This is why I love b3ta.
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