*Hangs head in shame*
Now I know you all think I can do no wrong and that I'm a good girl but unfortunately I have dabbled in a little wrongdoing.

Many years ago I was having a fling with a younger guy I worked with. He had a girlfriend but to be honest he was cheating on her left, right and centre. It was just a bit of fun and we knew it wouldn't go anywhere as we were like chalk and cheese, nothing in commom apart from sex and a laugh.

9 months pass and he tells me that he wants to stop seeing me and be faithful to his girlfriend and make a go of it. Okay says I, I'm fine with that and I was a little dissapointed but happy for them none the less.

2 weeks pass and I find out that he has started seeing the new girl at work. A small hippy type girl from Isrial. Even less in common with him than I had. I was livid, and threw the queen of strops. I'm not an emotional type but I let the floodgates open this once and cried and shouted and kicked off big style. I was completely floored by the fact that he had lied to me about this when there was absolutely no need to. We weren't partners, he had seen other women as well as me and I felt we could be truthful with each other.

This girl then finds out that he had been telling her *private* things about himself that he had told me, most of which were probably lies anyway. On finding out that he's a bit of a slut she goes bonkers and goes to get an aids test. She then goes and tells the boss, (his dad), about their relationship and about her aids test and then she left.

In retrospect I have no idea what I was doing or what I saw in him but on the plus side, he got into a lot of shit, admitted regretting dumping me and I lost a stone in weight.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:28, 35 replies)

Bad BGB
for doing stuff with a guy who's already involved, but YAY for him getting in shit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:32, closed)

@BGB
So you were annoyed that the man who you were seeing behind his girlfriend's back, sort of cheated on you...? Surely the fact he was cheating on her was a pretty good indication of what he was like...?

I love the female psyche, it's utterly non-sensical in every way. :D

Sorry, I'm not having a go, and I'm hardly one to talk though, we all make mistakes. :)
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:37, closed)

@Bert
I wasn't angy that he was seeing someone else. I was angry because he lied about it.

Pay attention!
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:40, closed)

I'm trying Miss!
But even in that case, honesty couldn't have been one of his finer qualities?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:44, closed)

@ BGB
Men never quite get the subtle nature of our chioces nad thoughts, do they?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:46, closed)

@fwb
I am trying though. I was seeing a married woman a few years back, it ended disastrously, and now I'm hoping you lot can give me an insight into exactly why it went so horribly wrong.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:50, closed)

I'm not proud of my behaviour.
I was younger and I kind of knew he was a prick but he had his good points. These mainly being good in bed and in making me laugh.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:56, closed)

"I was seeing a married woman a few years back, it ended disastrously"
Was it your wife?

I'm so sorry :(
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:58, closed)

Very
Good i love it, breaking up is never easy lol
(conzo21, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:02, closed)

@BGB
sounds like those could be exactly the same reasons as to why old marriedpants was with me too, since I'm hilarious in bed.

@Kaol nope, I started seeing the married lady a week after I'd moved out of my ex's (6 whole months of sleeping on the couch after finding out about her and my brother later).
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:03, closed)

@ Bert
When sleeping with the marrieds, don't get attached and don't expect to be kept around.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:18, closed)

@fwb
If only it had been that simple.

It was a long time ago, I'm a much happier person now.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:22, closed)

@ Bert
It never is.

I'm glad your life is much improved. :)
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:25, closed)

Off topic, but I think its important
I can't figure out if Bert is male or female. One comment makes BErt sound male, another female. Or am I getting two people mixed up into one?
(Teran Thinks Pogonophobia is funny, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:31, closed)

Burt has a penis.
My turn!
Kaol: Male or female?
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:34, closed)

Kaol has a penis
do I win a prize?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:36, closed)

Kaol
If you're not a bloke, you're the most rampant, flirtatious lesbian I've ever encountered!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

@Fw/B: Yes.
Use of said penis, for one hour.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:37, closed)

Kaol can't be a woman
they tend to have better handwriting

;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:56, closed)

Vipros
Don't send it to a graphologist, whatever you do.
They'll tell you all my secrets.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)

interesting
So that's where skinny girls come from. I thought they made them in factory.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

too late
*puts a dossier of Kaol's secrets onto Ebay*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)

I'd buy that
It'd be like an instruction manual to my life.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:02, closed)

better put the highest bid on then
!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

*bids 83p*
*waits*
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, closed)

@ Kaol
Thanks for the prize. Is it safe to use?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:04, closed)

One carful owner.
Some slight water-damage.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:06, closed)

Don't you mean:
One careful owner, slightly beaten, water damaged and dodgy paintwork?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:08, closed)

No...
I don't mean that.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:09, closed)

(he does mean that)
right you crazy kids

I'm off.

you play nice y'hear?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:11, closed)

Dodgy paintwork, huh?

You wouldn't have tried to paint it purple would, hmmmm?
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:21, closed)

Hmm
bids 83p*
*waits*
(Kaol needs a huge fucking cup of Russian Coffee, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:03, Ignore)

you had 93p earlier today. what have you spent 10p on?
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:37, closed)

He paid you for something,
didn't he?
(Belgaer is, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:39, closed)

i
haven't received anything. i thought i was getting the whole 93p.
( thealternativefact, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:40, closed)

Hookers...
And coke.
( Cawl, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:09, closed)