What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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UnflushableAs shameful as it is to admit I had a girlfriend who put up with the most attrocious bad behaviour and still kept coming back for more. At 18 it is quite a thrill to realise that you have such power over another especially after being the 'dump-ed' on previous relationships. I cheated on her (twice with her room mates), didn't show up for dates, called her whilst drunk/stoned at stupidly early hours of the morning, insulted her Dad by calling him a 'Tory-cunt' and a 'Nazi', criticized her music taste, went on holiday with friends and didn't tell her. I even went with her to one of her friends parties, got wasted, acted like a total knob, stole her car keys(and her car) and left with another girl but still she came back to me.
She finally dumped me.
Why?
Because I accidentally ran over a squirrel.
That was already dead on the road.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:39, 2 replies)
You ran over a dead squirrel?Well, there is no question then. A girl can put up with a lot of stuff, but not running over dead squirrels. Sheesh.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:37,
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though maybe at the endshe was looking for any old excuse to pack you in
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 0:09, closed)
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