What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Being dumped by EngelbertMany moons ago I was sitting on the upper deck of a number 16 bus in Glasgow. The two young girls in the seats behind me were commiserating with each other. One of them had just been dumped.
'Know what he did?'asked the first. 'Naw...' replied the other.
'He wiz talking to me alright then he said 'Ah've goat a record ah want ye tae hear..' and he pit it on an walked oot the room. Know what it wiz?'
'Naw...'
'It wiz 'Please release me, let me go'. By Engelbert Humperdink.'
'Ah mean, Is that no awfy?'
Cue me wetting myself.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:21, 2 replies)
Ha!you just cannae beat Glasgow bus banter!!!
clicky x
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blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 15:12,
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Jings crivens and help ma boabNice phonetics by the way.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 19:15, closed)
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