What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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my flatmateis a hazard when it comes to men.
she spent the second night with the potential new bloke on friday. firstly she made an urban legend come true by blocking the toilet, fishing out the cause, wrapping it in a toilet roll and burying it in a carrierbag in the kitchen bin. she blamed the urban legend for giving her the idea.
but worse than that, she was complaining in the morning because he lives like a student and only had one - ragged damp - towel. he agreed that he really should buy some.
an hour later, she texted him and said: "actually, don't bother, i have many spare towels that i will bequeath to you".
and she can't see what is wrong with that! she really can't see that he'll be thinking she has already picked out middle names and primary schools..........
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 18:13,
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One month inMy new girlfriend has already helped trim the dog, clean the kitchen and reorganise my bedroom. I was buying her birthday present yesterday (opal and black sapphire ring) and the bloody jeweller thought it would be funny to remark it looked like an engagement ring. Laugh? I nearly strangled the smug little sod.
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jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 8 Jun 2008, 19:18,
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Is it an urban legend?!My sister's done it, as has my ex, as, I'm sorry to say, have I...
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..?Ahm, I'm missing the point too.
Doesn't that just mean that next time she comes round she'll bring a spare towel with her ?
Possibly leaving it behind, and perhaps, I dunno, giving the impression that she likes the guy and might want to see him again ?
(shrug)
Perhaps it's a girl thing...
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DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:29,
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