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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Not very hard at all, as it happens
I was just walking back from my local supermarket, all pleased with the healthy lunch decisions I had just made, and a pigeon shat on me.

What does that mean, then? Is God cross with me for buying that fruit salad instead of those doughnuts? Or is it because I haven't done the whole b3tacake thing yet today? *panics*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:29, 23 replies)
Make with the cake.
It's the only way to abate the wrath of the Friggin' Messiah.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:30, closed)
If a bird poos on you.
It's supposed to be lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:33, closed)
It's only lucky
if you're a compost heap. People just say that to make you feel better that something has just evacuated its rancid fetid bowels all over your nice clean clothes or body.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:35, closed)
Cripes, that's spooky
a bloody seagull got me on my way home today. Nice white blouse + seagull shit = walking very very fast. With my head down, so I couldn't meet anyone's eyes.

God bless the man who invented the washing machine - imagine having to scrub *that* by hand!

Oh, and have some cake

*offers chocolate sponge*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:41, closed)
I agree with al
How can it be lucky?

Although if something spectacular* happens before midnight tonight I will report it to the birdpoo/luck theory people.

*I mean really spectacular, not just being loved on the leg.


Edit - thank you WeeWitch! *accepts chocolate sponge*
*nyom nyom nyom*
Edit2 - hope you get your shirt clean... :(
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:43, closed)
@hlt
you mean like if you get an angry pirate or a TONY DANZA.

Yeah, that would be worth telling the birdpoo people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)
I will accept nothing less
than a lottery win to prove getting shat on is lucky

Do you think I should maybe buy a ticket?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:44, closed)
@WW
Yes, definitely!

I'll buy one too, then one of us is bound to win.

*schemes*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:46, closed)
@ al
Er, what?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)
@hlt
it's in the machine with Bold AND Ace bleach. Practically brand new, I'd hate to dump it.

If we both win the lottery, see you in the Carribean - but Johnny Depp's mine!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:50, closed)
@hlt
go to this reply

and you will see.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:52, closed)
@ al
*reads thread*
*cries*

@ ancrenne - no! halp! (see above bit to al)
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)
ooh! kittens and balloons!
*scampers*

thank you miss 'crenne!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:00, closed)
It's ok for you,
bird doings is nothing. I was at rockness over the weekend, using the very full urinal. Some girls appeared next to me, which made me jump. I got the piss of 1000 drunks all over my leg. Is that lucky? If it is, I can't wait for the payoff :P
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:04, closed)
HLT/TWW
You'll be bloody lucky to win the lottery today.

Given that it's not drawn until tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:05, closed)
@ K2k6
slight flaw in the plan, then? Mind, I can wait for tomorrow night.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:08, closed)
@ancrenne
okay, you've caught me out. Johnny Depp IS my hubby.

Pfffffffffft. The only thing they have in common is they're both men. My beloved is far more handsome, suave, talented ..... and I'm going to hell for telling lies!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:11, closed)
@TWW
Yes, but you'll have to run around under seagulls and pigeons all day tomorrow, hoping for a lucky deposit!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)
@K2k6
nah, not worth it. Being shat on twice in two days would put the tin lid on, as it were.

At least I got the mark off my shirt - it's out of the washing machine and sparkly white again!
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 14:30, closed)
A bird once shat on my map
and it turned out the shit hit the precice location I was supposed to get to. Never made it but I wonder if it was a good or a bad omen.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:26, closed)

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