A guy
I used to work with was a little... unsavoury. He was about 50 or so, drank heavily, had a girlfriend whom he had come to hate, and a 9 year old daughter by his ex-wife whom he doted upon.

Ted* decided that he wanted to get rid of his girlfriend, but decided to manipulate the situation so that she moved out and didn't talk to him again.

One horrific day in work he showed us the pictures of the fruition of his cunning plan.

The previous night he had been out to the pub with some friends, leaving his daughter to be babysat by his girlfriend. Ted* had got drunk (as usual) and had come up with the cunning plan to sleep with another woman, and take pictures that he would 'accidentally' leave lying around the house.

Only it didn't work out quite like that.

He ended up in a foursome. With two fat bloated drunken women, and another drunk man.

He took pictures. He showed us. I felt ill. It was like 20 stone of ground beef being mashed up whilst there's a close up of Rolf Harris's mouth eating a banana. In one picture he was shown wearing a thong... a testicle tastefully dangling either side of the skidmarked fabric. That night he was planning on leaving the pics where his girlfriend would find them.

He left shortly afterwards, and I don't know whether he managed to get dumped.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:01, 164 replies)

Ewww dude
I've just finished eating.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, closed)

Aye
he was a gem. He almost got us all into a fight on a works do by throwing pork rib bones at an Irish guy and his mates.

No idea. Talking is scary I suppose. Something I can empathasise with as I had an interesting 2 hour conversation with a certain person today.

EDIT: @becky - sorry! I thought that one needed sharing. Bacon lasagne again? How was the interview?
Now I want to get drunk again.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:51, closed)

It's ok
nah, jacket potato tonight for a change :)

Interview went alright I think. They're very into alternative healing which is cool as my mum is a reflexologist/indian head masseuse/aromatherapist so I know quite a bit about that stuff already. AND they've got a hydropool at their Highgate branch, so I really want to work at that one as I worked at a doggy hydropool a few years ago and it was awesome.

How's your day been?

*waves to Ancrenne*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:55, closed)

Cheers Ancrenne
I should know by Friday hopefully :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:58, closed)

Well
better than expected, but not as good as it could have been.

She wants to stay friends but thinks (and I agree) that some time apart would be good, rather than the virtually everyday contact we had until last friday. Its good in a way cos we're really good friends and she's worried about us falling out. Also she's off to do research in India over the summer so we wouldn't see each other anyway. Sigh. She did look stunningly attractive in a summer dress today though.

Not had a jacket potato for ages. I had fish and chips. Felt to indifferent to cook. Meh.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:03, closed)

The end of the story:
The reason he never returned was that it was not his girlfriend, but his daughter, that found the pictures and he was inprisoned paedophilia/incest related charges.

Atleast, that's where I thought the story was going about halfway through.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:05, closed)

Aww
*hugs Mr Z*

Not having contact everyday is a good idea I think, give you both some space to breathe. It's shit when the person you really like doesn't like you back.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:07, closed)

Belgaer
Nicely lowering the tone of threads for Nine months and seven days.

How do?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:08, closed)

Nah. I've not been doing, honest.
Replies haven't always been around since I have. Also, I only got confidence to speak in public on here about 4 weeks ago.

I'm good ta, you?
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:09, closed)

@Becky
Cheers. Yeah its crap. I guess we'll be friends but nothing more.

@Belgaer, I never actually found out what happened to him. I wouldn't put it past him to have screwed up and let his daughter find them... he was of J Goody intelligence level
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:09, closed)

I agree
It's hard liking someone who doesn't like you back.

I went through something similar at the end of last summer, and haven't really seen or talked to her since. It's hard, but it gets easier.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:09, closed)

I would like
to apologise on behalf of myself and Bert for bringing Belgaer out of his shell and unleashing the tone lowering, head bludgeoning monster we all know and love.

edit - evening all
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

I can't do that myself,
if I've been in a relationship already, being friends is fine, as the end of the relationship starts the process of reducing your feelings. But if I've told them I like them and they said the feeling ain't mutual, then I can't do it. I'll keep thinking in the back of my mind "There's still a tiny chance there" or somesuch.

I'll never get them out of my head and it'll be painful to see them.

I'm crap like that.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:13, closed)

@PoD
I'm not going to the field until tomorrow lunchtime, just packed my bag and found my tent, thought I would have a quick peak at the QOTW before I left it for a week
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:14, closed)

Evening Al,
for starters, I've always been like this, just haven't been open about it. ;) Secondly, you love me? Aww, I love you too. *proves it by loving you all on the leg and sexing Ancrenne in the ear*. Thirdly, I thought we weren't seeing you for a week? Not that I'm sad to see you, ofcourse.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:15, closed)

Hmm
*relates to what Belgaer just said*

*relates a lot*

Hi al.

*waves*

I thought you were going to a field?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:16, closed)

I dunno
I'm usually ok with that. Depends on the person though... some girls I have no contact with, some I'm still friends with. She's definately one to stay friends with.

I'm having images of Belgaer being raked out of a giant conch shell like a snail being eaten by a Frenchman.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:17, closed)

Oooo look
I answered PoDs question before he even asked it!

@becky - do animals really like hydropools?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:17, closed)

Anyway,
I don't lower the tone. I just put it back where it should be.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:18, closed)

@zap
yeah, it was a bit like that, but instead of a shell, imagine a gigantic toilet on it's side, and instead of a frenchman, imagine two goat sexing rednecks.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

@Ancrenne
I doubt that cats would really need it as they don't seem to get really arthritic and have joint pain in the same way that dogs do. Swimming with Newfoundlands was the highlight of my job when I worked at the last hydropool.

Having said that, I reckon my stealth ninja Ozzy would love a hydropool as she always trys to get in the bath if I'm in it and will happily spend the day licking the taps in the bathroom sink.

I'm good thanks Belgaer. Hi POD and Al and anyone else who's joined us
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:19, closed)

You are amazing al
Truly amazing.

Hi ancrenne.

*waves some more*

Have fun actually having to do some work earlier? Any ducks today?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:20, closed)

Hmm...
Maybe your Ozzy is just a lesbinim... I know I'd try to get in the bath with you if I lived with you and you assumed me innocent and playful.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:20, closed)

@Al
Yep, to most dogs it's just like going for a swim in the river or a lake, only they can't get to the other side as they're wearing a safety harness and attached to a mini crane.

The pool I worked at before was about 20m by 10m and about 3 ft deep so you could just about swim in it. Not by choice though as it was coated in dog fur by the end of the day.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)

@Al
Goat sexing rednecks... hm do you have to wear oilcloth for that? It could spatter. Are we talking wild mountain goats or chained up prostitute-goats?

EDIT: I've just realised, they'd be prostigoats
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)

I always find that Cats
are pretty good at deciding if someone is bad for them.

It doesnt stop them eating it, but they tend to go and eat grass afterwards and then throw up everywhere.

My parents big Ginger tom used to that all the time with voles. Stupid git.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)

@zap
when sexing a goat, it's better to wear nothing at all except a thick coating of cooking oil.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:24, closed)

@ancrenne
surely they've all seen your knickers already?

*grins*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)

Aye,
goats don't even need lube, they're dirty fuckers.


I'm listening to Ernie the fastest milkman in the west. :D

Do you want it pasteurized?
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)

*is jealous of ancrenne*
Our campus has no ducks. Neds, and wireless, but no ducks.

I managed to run for pretty much the entire day today on auto-pilot while making drinks. It was quite handy really.

edit:

Was it because of skirt issues, or clumsyness issues?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:25, closed)

I'd say it's kinda bad
for all of it due to the salt content. I have a maine coon who adores subway sandwiches, so I have to watch him whenever I bring one home.

Belgaer, I wouldn't mind so much, only she'll sit on the side dipping her foot in the water, walk up and down, eventually fall in and then look soooo pissed at me as if it's my fault.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

@Al
Yes I imagine that have rough goat tongue probing orifices for body temperature cooking oil could be interesting.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:26, closed)

Right
I really am going now my little chickadees. Hope any and all emotional problems are sorted out as painlessly as possible and them what want jobs get them and those that don't like theirs find solace in a really interesting QOTW next week.

Byeeeee!

*exits stage left, pursued by a bear*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:27, closed)

Can I make a quick plea here?
Any of you who own pets for the love of god GET THEM MICROCHIPPED. I met the most gorgeous german shephard puppy today, wouldn't have been older than 20 weeks old. He was brought in by a member of the public who found him wandering round her garden. None of her neighbours own it and it's going to be taken to battersea tomorrow - one of the nurses is taking it home tonight so it's not left alone in a cage. Heartbreakingly beautiful and looked really miserable as it didn't know anyone.

Edit: Bye Al
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:28, closed)

I got me hopes up there...
Then realised you were saying the Ozzy you wouldn't mind. What is an Ozzy anyway?
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:29, closed)

@Becky
What happens if you have a tortoise? How do you microchip that?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:30, closed)

Ozzy
is my tiny Black cat.


You can see how tiny she is in comparison to Giz the 7kg monster :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

You say doesn't bear thinking about
But I think it does.

*thinks about skirt issues*

Yeah, it does. Sorry.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:31, closed)

@Mr Z
Nope, you tattoo them instead

Edit: Just looked it up actually and you can microchip them as well. I guess in the neck as it's the least leathery part of them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

You have a very cute pussy, Becky.

(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:32, closed)

@Becky
I'm not sure what I'd get tattoo'd on a tortoise. 'mother' seems inappropriate
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:34, closed)

Meh
can't be as bad as my brother who insists on feeding mine ham and bacon - they cannot digest pork same as humans - and says it a treat. Noooo, it will kill them if you give it in such stupid quantities.

They'll be fine Ancrenne, you're not one of the stupid owners I regularly meet and want to stab repeatedly.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:36, closed)

Don't worry miss 'crenne
I have no idea what you look like anyway. Gotta love the anonymity of t'internet.

I wish I had a really cool little cat. Or a husky. I'd love a husky.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:36, closed)

My friend had 'mine'
tattooed on his tortoises back and 'so fuck off' with his name and number on the underside. Tortoise was always wandering off and the neighbours dog tried to chew it. Not sure that tattooing that made the dog understand that it wasn't a new chew toy, but he left it alone after that.

Thank you Belgaer
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:38, closed)

I want a harris hawk and a ferret
to help me hunt with my bow.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:38, closed)

Huskies are
Meeeeeean. Very fluffy and cute to look at, but always seem to be bad tempered.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)

No problem Becky,
I'm always happy to look at a nice young lass' pussy.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:39, closed)

Parrots
would be cool.

ALthough I'd have to poke an eye out, lose a hand and a leg to be an authentic parrot owner.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

They're mean
I'm mean. It would be a good partnership.

They are so cute though. Could go walking up hills with me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:42, closed)

I used to worry so much about mine
when they first started going out as for the first 4 years they were indoors as I was living in a flat with the ex. Then I moved back with my parents where they still are now and went into the garden. It shit me up big time when Ozzy didn't come home until about 2am caked in mud and smelling of fox shit. Now I know they're fine, but still don't like them going out the front because of cars as they're a bit thick.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:43, closed)

You've never had
a parrot decide to bite you then Mr Z? Little fuckers can snap bones very easily. *is not a fan of birds*

You'd be dragged up the hill and then down the hill and then through the hill POD. They're incredibly strong and need stupid amounts of exercise.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:44, closed)

My sister had 4 cats,
A 16, 14, 12 and 2 year old. They all died within 2 years of eachother. (2 cancer, 2 run over) she has two kittens now but she isn't letting them outside, as she can't take anymore deaths.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:45, closed)

...
I LIKE DOGS.


As you were.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:47, closed)

No
never been bitten by a bird (snarf snarf), but havin a parrot would make me look like a pirate.

And thats whats important.

Oh and I could train it to scratch out my enemies eyes and fetch the newspaper.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:48, closed)

My nan has parrots,
viscious buggers, one of them almost went through the bridge of her husband's nose. They just latch on if they don't like you and don't let go.

From about 4 years old to now I have; been bitten by dogs, been bitten by parrots (much worse), been thrown off the back of a pig (Okay, my fault there I guess), been butted by a goat (No, I wasn't trying to fuck it), been scratched by a cat, bitten by another dog, been bitten by a rabbit, been bitten/headbutted by a horse (at the same time, that wasn't wonderful but he didn't bite too hard) uhm... can't think of any more.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:48, closed)

That would probably be good for me then
In that I currently don't get nearly enough exercise. I managed to gain a stone in one semester of uni, which I thought was fairly impressive/bad.

EDIT

@CHCB: Do you mean animals, or uggos?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:48, closed)

@ CHCB
Me too, they're easier pulls than all the other girls.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:49, closed)

Hello all
The animals. They're nicer than cats.

Also: if dolphins are so smart, how come there's a bunch of 'em dead?

And why does no one ever think of the tuna?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:51, closed)

I'm sure they're fine Ancrenne
Just go shake a food bowl/bang their food can for them and they'll come a runnin' ,)

Well POD, if you don't mind taking it for a 4 hour walk every day, then I say do it. Personally if I got one I'd hook up a cart to the back as they're supposed to drag sleds.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

'cause people are stupid,
they wouldn't ever think of eating a dog or a cat, but they'll happily gorge themselves on pig or cow. Me, I'll happily anything if it tastes nice and was reered properly.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:52, closed)

Hmm, well
I feel it may be a viable option for the future.

And if I am busy at work, some sort of woman-type partner can do it.

edit

This requires finding a job in the future. And a woman-type partner.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:55, closed)

2 birds with one stone, innit PoD?
Keep her and the dog in fit, fuckable form.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

Weren't the dolphins
sending out distress signals like dolphin shaped beacons and the others turned up with popcorn to watch and then died the same way as the others?

Or something like that anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

The
only animal I really hate (aside from snakes, which aren't animals, but rather tubes of evil) are penguins.

God I hate penguins.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:56, closed)

Penguins are full of ace,
they're like little tuxedo wearing midgets of the snow lands.
(Belgaer is, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

If I had the money, space and time
I'd get a newfoundland as they're amazing dogs. And my cats could use him to ride around on. We had a kitten at work that did that on the practice dog who was a Leonburger. Was the funniest thing ever :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:58, closed)

And I hate you too
I hate all Zapiola's.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

And g'night
Have to go to bed. Lovely perusing this evening's conversations though. Could use more goats.
night night,
x
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

@ Mr Z
So you watched the penguin episode of Futurama too then. *shudders*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:59, closed)

@PoD
oops. Sorry. But I do genuinely hate penguins... little ice nazis.

Yeah I saw the Futurama episode. And Wallace and Gromit.

March of the Penguins was scarier than many horror films, although at least a lot of them froze to death.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:01, closed)

I'm curious now,
what happens in futurama?
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:03, closed)

Apology accepted
They are absolutely ace though.

Ace like me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:03, closed)

I felt bad for some of them
in March of the penguins but only because of the narration. If the story had been told any other way I wouldn't have really given a crap.

*Shakes fist at Morgan Freeman*

Edit: Sidereel.com find the episode Belgaer

Glad kitteh's back Ancrenne
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:04, closed)

.
1) You'll forgive and forget though ancrenne.

2) Night CHCB.

3) If I remember, in Futurama, they crash on an ice planet, and there's an oil spill, and Bender gets reset, and resets as a penguin as that is the first living thing he sees. He puts on a tux and is all small and things. Then people go a-penguin hunting. And other stuff happens. Bender possibly gets shot,
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:06, closed)

Yeah
I watched March of the Penguins with some friends. They were horrified when I cheered when some of them froze to death.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:08, closed)

Aww
What a nice picture that is. True love that is, letting it sleep on your head.

It would be nice to have that.

All I have just now is a duvet, which I seem to be wearing as a cape.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

Night all,
wish me luck.
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:13, closed)

I got a bit tear
when the egg froze and cracked, but reminded myself it'd just end up being as evil as the rest. I went to the penguin exhibit at London zoo last year and was disgusted at it. They used to have cool slides and lots of water, now they've barely got a paddling pool's worth of water and no slides. Pathetic.

Night B, good luck
Aww, Ozzy used to curl up round my neck when I was using my computer. Was very amusing when she's wake up and stretch and fall off.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:16, closed)

By B.
Why are we wishing him luck?

The rest of my house is cold, my room is warm due to all the electrical-ness. It's actually a duvet cover with no duvet in it, as it was removed due to warmth. And waking up 7 times in 6 hours.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:17, closed)

I'm doing that at the moment POD
Got the regular duvet at the bottom of the bed though in case I wake up cold and can't be arsed to walk across the room to get it from a cupboard.

No idea what we're wishing him luck for, but seemed the done thing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:19, closed)

You're wishing me luck because I told you to and you're my bitches.
And I have an interviewy type thingy in the morning
(Belgaer is, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:20, closed)

I like to be specific
Good luck with the interview type thing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:21, closed)

In that case
best of luck for the interview tomorrow B
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:22, closed)

'sup
Bitches.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

Belgaer
Good luck.

Meh. Its not too warm here tonight, thank god.

Wish I was on holiday
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:26, closed)

Evening Kaol
How was brighton?

Seen Bert's work?

edit Ancrenne; tonight my sheet seems to be too cool, but my duvet too warm.

WHAT DO I DO ABOUT THAT?!?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:27, closed)

Hi Kaol
How was Brighton?

You might not want to check out Bert's thread down there
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:30, closed)

Yeah
Its pretty interesting
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:31, closed)

I've seen it.
And replied.
*smiles*

Brighton was lovely.
"Britain's Got Talent" were staying in the hotel last night, and I got into the rooms to do my measuring and diagrams before the chambermaids did, but after everyone had left.
My bag was clinking with mini-bottles of wine quite quickly...
Fuck you ITV. Or whoever you are that fills our TVs with that shite.

After I was done working, I found the one piece of shade on the beach and had a nap.
Then went to a Goth pub, had a few beers, went to a knife shop, and played Rock Band in his flat.

Then I drove home.

Oh, and I had a Walnut Whip and maple syrup milkshake. It was awesome!

And I drove fast on the way home too *grins*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:37, closed)

Completely
off topic, but one thing that I've been wondering about for a while is how everyon comes up with their name thing on here. I mean I know why I'm called Zapiola, but some of the others puzzle me slightly.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

Sounds like an amazo-day
If only wine wasn't rubbish, then it would be even better.

And yes, blankets are well known for the capability to repel and stop murderous fiends. Now I just have to find my blanket. I have a blue one somewhere...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:41, closed)

yay
for fun times in Brighton

Edit: My name's Becky and my favourite band is the Jon Spencer Blues eXplosion. Why are you called Zapiola?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:42, closed)

I noticed
But I wasn't at all surprised to be honest.

I have mine because I am a penguin who causes a disproportionate amount of death.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:44, closed)

@PoD
Not just wine... Free wine.
Which makes it all good.

Plus the pub had Staropramnen (however you spell it) on tap, which is fantastic.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:44, closed)

@Ancrenne
I once watched a really crap horror film where the bad guy would get you and do stuff to you if any part of you wasn't under the covers. Hence only my head sticks out with the reasoning that I could see the bad guy and then cover my head until he went away.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:45, closed)

Zapiola
is the name of the street in Buenos Aires I lived on in 2006. He was also some Argentine naval commander.

A death causing penguin? Kind of proves my point about penguins being evil doesn't it?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:46, closed)

That's not really fair
Kaol kills lots of people, and he isn't evil.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:47, closed)

Kaol
Is the name for a type of vitimin-related deficency syndrome that mice in labs are prone to getting when kept in cramped conditions.

EDIT: I'm not evil? Woo! I go away for a day and people forget everything...
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:48, closed)

POD
Sure he is, he just doesn't apply himself is all.

Ancrenne: It's totally irrational, but it works to let me sleep at night.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:50, closed)

Well
Kaol only does it as a hobby, rather than as a vocation
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:51, closed)

Hobby?
That implies a certain bumbling incompetance.

*frowns*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:53, closed)

Well
I assume that the first few stabbings went badly until you got your hand in.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:55, closed)

Nah...
I used to practice on animals.

That's how all the big names get started.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:56, closed)

I'm off to bed kids
And I wont be back til Thursday as I'm heading to parents to see them and assorted moggies. They don't have the net and B3ta is blocked on GPRS for some reason.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:57, closed)

@Kaol
Ah yeah that would help

@Becky, g'night

Talking of which, I should sleep too. Night all
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

Really?
B3ta works no bother on my phone. With opera mini anyway. Can't remember the address to download it, but it rocks.

And have fun at parents.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:59, closed)

g'night peoples!
*looks at PoD*

Just me and you eh?
*flirts*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:01, closed)

Well
You are incredibly hot from what I hear, but is ancrenne not still here too?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:02, closed)

Er...
*panics*

*gets out new knife*

*sharpens*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:04, closed)

Don't worry
I remembered that you were still here ancrenne.

Keep the flirting up, it's good stuff.

*remembers the bouncy castle*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:05, closed)

Ooooo
The bouncing....

*snaps back to reality*

Sorry...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:12, closed)

Erm...
*holds out glass*

With ice, tonic and a mighty slice of lemon.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:17, closed)

Er...
You're only meant to clink glasses with someone if you're going to have sex with them.

Or it's bad luck.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:22, closed)

I have nought to drink
Oh wait, reduced-for no-reason Irn-Bru.

yay!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)

Yay!
Iron-Bru!

*grins*

I have Simon Cowells room-wine.
Hahaha!
I'm not gonna drink it yet though, 1:30 on a Tuesday isn't wine-o-clock.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:24, closed)

Are you mocking my Bru?
You really shouldn't do that. Someone tried to take some off me once. It did not end well for them.

Also, I don't think there's much else in the house apart from heaps of wine, and a bottle of Hoegarden.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:25, closed)

No, I love the stuff!
I had a can for breakfast.
In the car.
At 90mph.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:26, closed)

Well that was clearly a good idea
A good breakfast involves Bru and bacon sandwiches.

I worked out my consumption of it is ridiculously high. It's into hundreds of litres for one semester.

Only 2 cans today though. I was proud of myself.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)

Busy busy
The caffeine and sugar are basically what are getting me through days at work just now.

Day off tomorrow though!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:32, closed)

*DISCLAIMER*
It may not actually be his.
It's mine now though.

Although I might have to have a bottle of it on the way to London next Thursday.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:36, closed)

Look at you
Mr Bigshot, travelling here, there and everywhere.

All I get to do next week is go and try and find a new flat for next year, and then go to a wedding.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:38, closed)

I'm afraid that
I can't help my life being one massive exciting thing...

EDIT@ ancrenne: What? *confused*
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:39, closed)

I believe
That she is referring to the midweek bash next Thursday. In London.

At least I get paid as I am playing at the ceilidh at the wedding reception :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:41, closed)

Oh.
Fuck that, I don't want to meet b3ta people in real life.

They'll never take me seriously.
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:43, closed)

As opposed
To on here, where we all take you completely seriously?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:44, closed)

Well...
Good point...
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:45, closed)

All of my points are good points
Ha, that's such a lie. I actually laughed as I typed it. Few, if any, of my points are good points.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:47, closed)

I'm glad the
Link you gave Burt was for the kind of protective vest that means fron just the right angle I can give his kidneys a steely tickle :)
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:49, closed)

Of course
It's from experience.

I think I should head to bed, have some networking to help with tomorrow. What a day off it shall be.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:52, closed)

Well...
It's hardly a selling point is it?
I don't think they'd mention it...
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:54, closed)

Oh...
Night Mr. PoD!

Don't leave me on my own, she'll do terrible things to me :(
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:55, closed)

What the hell is she gonna do?
Make you look at more pictures of kittehs? Fall over some more? Pull yourself together Mr Stabby.

p.s ancrenne, there are not shots at you in any way, they are truly endearing qualities.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:57, closed)

But...
I don't like cats :(
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:58, closed)

Well then
I hope she is truly terrible to you, and terrifies you half as much as you all terrify us.

*winks, but not in a gay way. In a kind of fake/pretend-gay way. I'm not gay*

edit

Night Kaol and Ancrenne. Play nice now. And remember to sleep at some point.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 2:00, closed)

A bit scared...
*plays with new knife*

Ooooh... Pretty...
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 2:00, closed)

Er...
I'm going to bed now...

*panics*

Night!
( Cawl, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 2:04, closed)