What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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the c**t puncherknew him though friends of friends, and thought he was pretty normal. got it on for a few months before i left for university on the other side of the country.
i thought we were both dealing with the distance well, keeping in touch regularly and things.
and then he sent me a link on msn one day, to a woman being punched in her c**t, accompanied by the loving text "this is me and you".
it bloody did the job, i've never broken up with someone so fast.
(, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 0:19, 6 replies)
*makes notes*The ladies don't like the c*nt punching, it all makes sense now...
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 9:04,
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!!!!!!
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hahahano? not funny? ok.
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I think I know where he got his inspiration from...
(Disclaimer: I only know of this image from seeing it posted elsewhere.)
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 13:50,
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