Tenuously on topic...
A friend who shall remain nameless went for a few drinks one evening in some of the bars around Nottingham heavily frequented by students. To his good fortune, a young lady who was in the same bar displayed a level of attraction to him (Despite his gingerness!) and as the evening went on, it was quite obvious that eventually he was going to be getting his dick wet.

Fast forward a few hours, he leaves but obtains her number for future use. The next day, he calls her and through the usual channels ends up going back to her parents house, at which she still lived, to make the beast with two backs.

Alarm bells went off when he entered her bedroom. Despite stating she was in her early twenties, the decoration was suited to that more of a young child, including cartoon print duvet cover with my little pony on it.

He managed to ignore this, for he was thinking with the brain that truly counts at such a time.

Another shock came when they were undressing each other for the act, and he realised her underwear was suited to a pre-pubescent teen, with my little pony prints on both garments. Classy.

He still managed to look past this and proceeded to the next stage and the act itself, just before the point of no return she reached over to her bedside cabinet and put on some "mood music" in the form of whatever half ass boy band was in the charts at the time.

It was then it seemed to him to be too surreal and wrong to continue, he excused himself and went to the bathroom...

It was here he decided that it was going no-where, but this girl seemed to be incredibly attracted towards him. An exit strategy was needed.

He emptied her hair spray bottle into the sink, replaced the contents with his piss and then went back into the room to make his excuses and leave.

He received a bit of communication from her, until one final text message a few days later stating that he was a filthy cunt and quite plainly was told to never come near her again.

Length? If she was as young as she had seemed, probably a few years.
( Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 2:13, 2 replies)

Well...
...that was nice of your friend.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:44, closed)

Unfortunately, he really can be an arse like that.
I can only assume he had been drinking when he acted like this, usually he's the perfect gentleman. A few pints inside of him though and he does turn into a grade-A cunt.

I've known him do some absolutely fucking disgraceful things when he's had a drink though. Sometimes with provocation, sometimes just for a laugh. He has balls of steel anyway and will do anything, it's just unfortunate that his concept of right and wrong become extremely blurred, especially when his mates aren't there to steer him back on to the right track.

He's not proud of what he did.
( Muns, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 12:44, closed)