What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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one girl springs to mindit was meant to be just a shag, a one night only affair. but she didnt see it like that
a night of rough outdoor sex (she was good though) then walking 4 miles to my mates house for more booze, then back for more outdoor sex (which i turned down, brewers droop and heavy moshing dont help).
resulted in said girl thinking i was marrying her for "using her" (as i recall she was the one who unbuttoned me)
and treating her disrepectfully.
luckilly new girl (called DD)was on the scene the day after.
it took 4 weeks to sort but eventually she thought i was boinking DD, which never happened but she liked getting caught out
she still stalks me on the odd occasions and tries to add me to her facebook and even found my old house address and mobile number on my websites whois entry
i am guesing she still has as montage of me up in her bedroom walls
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hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 20:39,
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DD? Anything to do with the size of a certain part of her anatomy?(
idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 11 Jun 2008, 22:58,
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