The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Patheticisn't it?
I once got on the Tube in London. Picked up a copy of the Metro. And wasn't shot repeatedly by armed officers.
I call that a result.
(As the b3ta trend appears to be ditching length jokes in favour of blog puffs, here's mine: Confessions of a ninja of the genus Ailurus.)
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:16,
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