The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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absolutely trashedon the way home from a gig in dover once. been on the white rum, had my hood up ( i was young - and besides - it was RAINING!) got pulled over by a meatmobile.
two porkies get out and start asking me the questions. the same questions. over and over again. then as soon as they asked what my latin grammar school motto meant - they let me go - under the pretence of "all grammar kids are fine". swines
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:22, Reply)
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