The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Really?Police turned up at the door because someone reported me for assault on her DOG.
What I really did was push it away with my foot 'cos it was my shitting in my garden, whilst the fat BITCH owner watched.
The police told me to turn the hose on it next time. So I did. The fat BITCH owner wasn't very happy.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:27, Reply)
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