The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I helped a copper last Friday.Which is a huge change for myself, as I'm the one normally being chased by the fuzz (I have criminal records on 2continents).
Anyhoos - Was a Friday, I'm at lunch and met up with a mate, walking from Hanover Sq to Regents St. I spot 2kids running along, shouting, and generally acting a little bit suspect. They stop, about turn and dive down a alleyway. Next thing we hear is a Meatwagon screaming round the corner, and rushing past us is a copper and a person in plain clothes.
They get to Regents St, start wildly looking about and look pretty confused. I ask them if they're looking for 2kids that I saw, they confirm it, and I point them on there way. We walk round and see the kids being thrown in the meatwagon.
Was almost inclined to walk up to them and taunt them that I was the one that dobbed them in.
The reason I met up with my mate? To give him some drugs for the weekend......
Criminals, don't be blatant, be sly.....
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-:Coop:-, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:31,
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