The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Oh so many.......too many stories...
1. Used to go to college, and what with that being a bit cack really, myself and a few chums would go out at lunchtime for a quick doob to make the afternoon go a bit quicker. We werent even subtle about it, just walked into the car park and skinned it up and smoked it. This went on for quite some time (about 6 months) until the police were called and we got our asses hauled to jail.... only posession of 1 spliff but we still all got kicked out of college!
2. One night our rag tag bunch of hooligans decided it would be funny to get pissed in a local park/green space the put our trousers round our ankles and waddle round this HUGE bush in some kind of drunk/streaking olympic challenge. Unfortunately there is a road running next to the park and guess who drove past... my poor friend Karl hadn't seen the porkies arrive and was still waddling around with his todger out whilst me and another guy ran off and hid round the corner. We saw them questioning my poor friend and so whipped our kecks up and marched right up to the coppers with my hoody up loking very yob like i expect, then as i stood right next to them i pulled my hood down and in my poshest accent said, "good evening officer, is there a problem?" they laughed and told us to get lost.
3. Nicked 4 hub caps of a car when pissed, CuntStubble Bacon saw and nicked me for theft.....
4.Got stopped at 90mph by a FIT girl copper who would have definitely got it in that uniform... and she let me off cos i was really nice to her.
phew.
I'm a naughty boy...
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:34, Reply)
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