The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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TerroristSome time back a bunch of us from Manchester decided to have a night out in Blackpool so we sparked up the old Transit Van and about 10 of piled in and headed down to Blackpool. When we got there, we drove around looking for a parking place and eventually swung into a Hotel carpark and started to jump out of the van.
Of course, things couldn't be that simple. from absolutely nowhere suited figures just suddenly appeared. With guns. Ooops!
Turns out it was the Tory Party Conference and a lot of Maggies lot were staying in the Hotel. As this was a year or so after the IRA tried to blow her up (you missed you bungling fools!!!) the police were a tad jumpy.
Anyway, so they questioned us briefly, searched the van and then told us to get the heap of junk out of their carpark.
So we did. Simon, the driver ran over the toes of one of them.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 11:55,
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