The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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nothing better to do...Me and an acomplice were accosted by the fuzz in leeds station for a most heinous crime. After several minutes of desperate drunken explaining we were allowed to go.
Our crime... clambering over the turnstiles to avoid paying 20p to offload some of the excess beer we'd drunk.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 12:00, Reply)
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