The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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My housemate is a member of the local fuzzthis past fortnight, he has arrested a bunch of kosovan refugees for attemping to steal fish from the local pond (its a bloody big pond)
not once, not twice, but four bloody times.
first time, they were given public order tickets, and had their gear confiscated
the second time, they were hauled in, had their details and prints taken, then released (due to the size of the group, and the lack of cells)
the third time, they were found wading around with nets. once again, they were hauled in, and much the same again.
the fourth (and so far final) time, they were caught with makeshift rods, constituting broom handles, fishing string, and safety pins
when they were all in custody, the super turns around to them and says "if you were in your country, you'd have been shot by now!".
more disturbingly, a few weeks ago, i was pissed outside my local venue, when a couple of our group decide to flash their boxers at the passing cars (me not included). one of the girls runs up, and pulls down my mates boxers, leaving him stark bollock naked as a police car pulls up next to him, with his cock aimed clearly towards the WPC in the car.
comedy ensues, but not as much as when my housemate invites a few of his collegues around next day, the (rather tasty) WPC included
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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 12:04,
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