The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Me this time...I "borrowed" two of those heavy duty directional bollards (the ones with keep right or keep left on, big white fuckers) to use as speaker stands. They worked rather well.
My flatmate got broke in to, the filth came around and inspected the house. A couple of weeks later, I got visit. "which flat are you in?" they asked "I'm in the front middle" I replied. "Ah, the one with the bollards" one said. Pissing myself laughing at this "Yeah, that's me" I said. "Well, we are intending pressing charges for damage to public property"...
Fuck.
"Can I get rid of these?" which they agreed, I gave them to a dodgy irish man who works at our place...Never seen them since...
Now my speakers are on the floor.
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