The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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HerbsJust `membered another one.
My cousin is a copper on the merseyside beat.
A few years back he says he was called to a domestic between mother beating her son.
He takes the son into the kitchen to interview him about the incident. So the guy gives his statement and afterwards ny cousin says
"By the way mate, you nicked!"
When asked why, he just points...
The kid was trying to grow the ganga plant on his window sill.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 13:51, Reply)
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