The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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One time at uni...In halls during first year we got up to the usual hell raising antics as you do when away from home for the first time.
On one chaps birthday we got him drunk and tied him to lamp post outside with flexcuffs before pelting/covering him with all manner of household foodstuffs. A fun time was had by all so we retreated indoors for a few more beers whilst the hapless individual froze his balls off outside (this was in Dundee, early December). Anyway we felt it time to cut the poor guy down and by this time the guy has sort of passed out against the lamp post on his knees. So out two of us trudge with a large combat knife to cut the chap down. Just as we approach him the police drive into the campus and stop next to him.
"Don't worry officer we are just going to cut him down." My flatmate yells, as he pulls out the knife and begins to saw at the plastic cuffs.
Apparently this happens all the time in Dundee as all the policemen did was wave and start to drive off just as the cuffs finally give in and our victim falls to the ground. Thankfully he woke up when he hit, they might not of looked so kindly on us carrying what could be a corpse back inside our flat.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 14:37, Reply)
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