The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Dead BodyMy dad was in the police until he retired recently. There had been a murder in Dundee where the body had been cut into pieces and placed all over a huge hill (actually an extinct volcano), known here as "The Law". Anyway, a member of the public had found a piece of the body thus beginning a police search for the rest of it. The sun's starting to come up and a couple of officers are in an allotment on the hill when suddenly one screams "I'VE FOUND THE HEAD!". Next thing is this round, dark object is being lobbed directly at the other officer. Turns out to be a cabbage from the allotment. heh heh heh Who says policemen don't have a laugh?
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 14:57, Reply)
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