The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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caught with my pants downMyself and some friends had been out for a few beers and a pizza, we were making our way home through a local car park and decided we'd have a 100 metre race to the exit - trousers round the ankles, waving our stolen beer tankards in the air, whilst wearing our best traffic cone hats (the usual).
Suddenly, mid race, all these lights flash on with a booming voice of "Stop where you are this is the police!"
We all freeze instantly stood in the middle of this car park, trousers down, arms in the air, cones on heads whilst about 6 coppers appear from some parked cars.
They'd been staking out the car park due to a large number of recent thefts/break-ins.
We all got let off with a caution.
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ashurek, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 15:32,
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