The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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I'm a Police OfficerNo really. During training, in a First Aid session, our lecturer told us this story.....
He went into the station one day and his collegue came up to him and asked....
"We had to deal with a body on the train lines today, I tried doing CPR but he never came back round"
"Oh right, sorry to hear that" he replied
"To be honest, I don't know if I was doing it 100% correctly"
"Ok, run through with me what you did"
"Right, well I took control of the chest and the Sgt had the head, after he did his breaths I did 15 compressions"
"Ok, that's good ... erm, how many breaths was he putting in?"
"I couldn't really see"
"What do you mean?"
"Well he was about 200 yards up the track from me"
Boom boom tish, a police officer really did make that joke after a real suicide on the train tracks. I guess they have to make light of things like that, otherwise every police force would be spending their budgets on curing Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after each scene of an accident!
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 15:35, Reply)
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