The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Nice party......best mate is a police dog handler. We were heading back to his place after a night out and there's a party on at the new neighbours house across the road. Neighbour spots my friend and invites us both over. We went although this was the first time he had really spoken to her. Lovely house, nice guests, pleasant enough party - no dramas at all.
A couple of days later he calls me up and tells me he saw the same neighbour coming out of his station as he went in for work.
He jokingly said to her "Been speeding or something?" and she laughed and said "Yeah - or something."
He then found out she was reporting to the station as part of her bail conditions.
For the attempted murder of a rival prostitute.
b3tans from Queensland, Australia may remember the "head stomping prostitute" who got jailed about 4 years ago.
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