The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Nostalgic coppersKids, when choosing a classic car rather than a cheap 10 year old banger, make sure to choose one of a type not owned by half of the county's police force when they were younger. You can get pretty pissed off of getting pulled over twice a week so they can have a look at it and reminisce.
Also, carry all of your documents with you, as they always slap you with a producer as a friendly bonus.
Anglia loving power abusing sods.
And more recently, going past a copper at a frankly ridiculous speed at 5am, and it took him three motorway junctions to catch me, and could only clock me at 94 as i had slowed down a bit due to traffic by the end.
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Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 15:52,
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