The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Is your copper house trained?This is probably one of the few stories here that don't involve drugs or copious amounts of alcohol, but it still amuses me.
I was on the National Express coach on the M25 going back to my London Uni. On the side of the road were around 15 to 25 police cars just sat on the hard shoulder, lights off. I figured that they must have been on some sort of training exercise or something.
Midway through this thought and 100 yards down the road we passed under a motorway bridge and there, in what must have been an entire police force, stood 50 or so police men lined up, in florescent jackets, all peeing in unison against the side of the bridge.
I so wish i had my camera handy that day, I’m sure I could have sold the photo to the Sun for £150 or back to the police for £500.
You wouldn't think the police would need to train a whole force in the art of ‘Urinating in Public’ but then what do I know.
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 16:00, Reply)
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