One or two
1) My dear northern no nonsese Gran gets pulled for speeding in her younger days. At the side of the road she winds her window down and awaits for the copper to appear- but he takes longer than expected. She then states to the others in the car, rather loudly-'For Gods sake where is the silly bastard' just to see him appear at her side............

2) When we were underage, but at the annoying point where it was hit and miss whether we'd be caught we went to the local bowling alley/meat market (Pilsworth in Bury if any b3tans know it). My mate had a mate who looked about 18 from the day he was born and so he was dispatched to Asda to buy the booze. Having finished bowling we went outside the bowling alley and 2 of my mates are off for a sneaky swig down the side of the building and i was talking to a girl i knew with every intention of following them. However as i went to follow two big shadows ran past me and collared my mates- suffice to say i turned round and pretended to be none the wiser. How were we/they supposed to know that drinking in public/the streets had recently been banned........ oh well- my dad was well appy when he came to pick us up surrounded by rozzers

3) In kebab shop when about 17 after been to pub- when proper fully armoured riot van, cage over windscreen the works pulls up- and out pile a shed load of armed and padded officers to get there chicken kebabs n onion bhajis (thought id add mine seen as everyone else has- its ob surprisingly common despite the jokes!)
(Keyser Soze, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 17:05, Reply)