The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Not mine....A mate had a small run in with the fuzz when he was inadverently trodden on (the foot) by a police horse. Knowing a thing or two about horses (I guess) he quickly realised that the best course of action to get any horse to move was to whack it on the side of the head and force it to stagger sideways.
He did this, the horse moved and then the policeman on top jumped off and tried to arrest him for assaulting a police officer.
My mate's response?
"Fine, and I get him and you done for police brutality!" What with it being an unprovoked attack on a member of the public. He got away with it...
Case closed... :)
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 17:15, Reply)
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