The PoliceSitting in my local pub late one night enjoying the landlord's flexible idea of what constitutes his licencing hours, a bunch of drunk blokes in raincoats burst in. Requesting to be served, one shouted at the barman "It's alright - we're not coppers!"
They were spitting images of Lt. Columbo to a man. The barman laughed them out of the pub.
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chthonic, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 10:12)
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Driving to GlastonburyPolice pull the car (a complete shed) over, approach the right hand side and get my mate to pull his window down.
"Sir, I belive you are under the influence of alcohol"
"Yep"
"In that case, I shall have to arrest you for drink driving"
"That won't be necessary" (you'll have to imagine the slurring - I can't spell it)
"In fact, I think you're completely intoxicated, and may also be under the influence of drugs"
"Yes, I'm afraid I am"
"Please step out of the vehicle sir, you are under arrest for driving under the influence"
"No"
"No? Why not?"
"Because this car's left hand drive......"
Cue red faced copper, letting us go on our merry way.
(the actual exchange between the two of them went on for far longer but you get the gist).
(, Thu 22 Sep 2005, 17:37, Reply)
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